Post by Lord MIW on Sept 23, 2004 17:53:13 GMT -5
It was a fine day today, a very fine day. Not least because I had the day off, but because I was spared. I awoke this morning at 11 hours past the midnight, and pulled myself out of bed. The house was completely empty, as it usually is at such an hour on such a day.
As I stretched and reached for my clothes, I heard a voice in my ear. "Child, do not wear the grey, for they are accursed. Tragic events will unfold if they are worn." And so I wore the black ones. And all was well.
I rushed downstairs and turned on The PC, and read a few pages before printing off a map. This map was to a place named All Saints, where I was meant to try and get a room at the local inn, and join in certain events. I was set to go. I had gold in my pocket and was covering myself in scent, when another voice appeared. "Child, do not use the bus, for tragic events will occur. Stay away from the Saints." And so I did.
And lo, I was saved from boredom, for I checked The PC and discovered it was not needed for me to go. And I rejoiced in celebration. "Hallelujah" I cried, "This is surely a mircale!"
I then checked my underpants, and noted that the grey pants were slightly creased. And lo, I was almightily shocked at this outcome! "Hallelujah!" I shouted, "Tis a blessed day today!" And I rejoiced at The PC, and all was calm. Until I realised that the voices were actually me. But all was still well!
Hallelujah children! Hallelujah!
As I stretched and reached for my clothes, I heard a voice in my ear. "Child, do not wear the grey, for they are accursed. Tragic events will unfold if they are worn." And so I wore the black ones. And all was well.
I rushed downstairs and turned on The PC, and read a few pages before printing off a map. This map was to a place named All Saints, where I was meant to try and get a room at the local inn, and join in certain events. I was set to go. I had gold in my pocket and was covering myself in scent, when another voice appeared. "Child, do not use the bus, for tragic events will occur. Stay away from the Saints." And so I did.
And lo, I was saved from boredom, for I checked The PC and discovered it was not needed for me to go. And I rejoiced in celebration. "Hallelujah" I cried, "This is surely a mircale!"
I then checked my underpants, and noted that the grey pants were slightly creased. And lo, I was almightily shocked at this outcome! "Hallelujah!" I shouted, "Tis a blessed day today!" And I rejoiced at The PC, and all was calm. Until I realised that the voices were actually me. But all was still well!
Hallelujah children! Hallelujah!
I never thought of that.
